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 RoyalRoach
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 A cockroach, but with a crown | |
| About | |
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| Known as | roach, royal, cockyroach, cockring |
| Gender | Male |
| Location | Netherlands |
| In Freedonia | |
| First joined | Febuary of 2019 |
| First building | The Old Cake Bakery |
| View profile and statistics | |
RoyalRoach, otherwise known as CockyRoach in the discord, is a player who first joined in Febuary of 2019. He lives in {error:dontstalkme} and lives in a small house. He is broke, and no one really likes him. He is also the king of RedMond castle, but he's the only one who lives there, so it doesn't matter.
Likes
- Baking cake,
Imperial_Crise (Not in a gay way)- CanaryBot (In a very gay way)
- Making useless builds
- Mining diamonds
- Poisoning innocent people at spawn
- Betsy, his only cow
Dislikes
- Creepers
- Chickens that don't procreate
- Bad grammar
- Bad strippers (he got killed in the Strip Club Massacre) (twice),
1posa1
Bjerkeby- His wife (Please give me back the kids Karen)
- People who edit this page without asking (sorry -
snakyman) - His quotes
- Some random mod breaking into his house, who kills his chickens and takes his cake
- People who call him "cock"
- Baby Zombies
Interesting Things He Did
- Trying to improve the spawn farm without permission on his first day online
- Settling on an ice sheet
- Making a ton of useless cakes
- Poisoning Helix at spawn
- Placing cake everywhere in the Highlands
- Finding an infinite cake glitch
- Killing snakyman at spawn
- Taking Vryam's head
- Creating a sword called RoyalBlade, which is an enchanted diamond sword, that he accidentally gave to
tyhdefu, who then gave the sword to 
Vryam, who then lost the sword to Slapsore, who then got banned, and the sword ended up with 
the_william, which was an alt that belonged to 
Githis, who then got killed, and the sword got taken by 
WaffleNomster - Placing a lot of boats at spawn
- Murdering
aggrievedCanine (He killed me first) - Helped build The Heart of Freedonia
- Poisoning all mods he sees
Builds
- The old bakery, his first house in which he made 5 chests full of cake
- An ugly sandcastle, surrounded with a wall of cacti
- RedMond Castle, a castle next to his house, with a large throne room
- A statue of his cow
- A large road
- An appartment in Crown's Landing
- A house in Crown's Landing
- A house in SlimeVille
The end